Job for a Leaving Cert Exam Supervisor in Louth
A person is required urgently to supervise Leaving Cert exams in a St Olivers School in Drogheda . No previous experience required.
The previous post holder has had to be let go sacked because of a small error. You may have seen it in the papers?
The post requires very little skills – just the ability to read , tell the difference between various colours and numbers. You must especially be able to tell the difference between the number 1 and the number 2. A child could do the job really.
Liking Tea and biscuits is an advantage .
Job is wekdays only – unless there are problems – then the odd Saturday session mey be needed too.
Of course - applicants will normally expected to be teachers (or ex teachers) who can use this handy job to supplement their salary with an extra €120 a day . It doesn’t matter that you are already getting paid an annual salary by the Education Dept. for a job where the work ends in May.
It doesn’t matter if you are not local – we will pay all travel and accommodation expenses . Money no problem . (Recession – what recession?)
We charge the children to do the exams (clever isn’t it?) – even though education is supposed to be free in Ireland .
Retired teachers are more than welcome – age is not a problem for us . You may not be fit to do a job but we will let you do this one. We will even consider teachers not working on disability pension – we are good like that.
If you do make a mistake and give out the wrong paper – don’t worry we have spares on stand by. If you keep quiet about it – we might never find out anyway (unless the students spread the word !) .
This job is temporary – for 2 to 3 weeks. Bring reading material to keep you occupied because most of the time you will be doing nothing at all.
No one will know if you did a bad job – because we won’t tell anyone who you are if you are useless (same as teaching really).