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Musician Wanted for Summer Work in Kerry

Cruise Musician (Temporary)

Description:

Seafari Cruises is looking for an individual to join their team, playing their musical instrument on the daily cruises during the summer months. In addition you will be required to assist with the day-to-day service to our passengers. Applicants must have excellent communication skills. Types of instrument – fiddle, box, flute, tin whistle, uilleann pipe, bag pipes. Some boating experience would be desirable but is not essential.

No. of Jobs: 1

Contract type: Temporary / Full Time

Days per week: 5-6  -  Hours per week: 40

Start date: Immediate  -  End date: 2 months

Experience Required: Some Experience.  Minimum: 1 Years.

Salary: 8.65ph Euro

Location : Greenane – Kenmare  Kerry

Closing Date: 11/08/2011

Please contact Raymond Ross on 064 6642059 or send an e-mail to info@seafariireland.com

Galway Races Jobs 2011

The Galway races always employs hundreds of people in barwork and catering every year. It is only on for a week – but for students it is ideal to earn a bit of cash during the summer.

Lydon House Catering are now  now only accepting applications for Experienced Waiting Staff for the Galway Races July 25th to July 31st. You should have at least 2 years experience in a busy restaurant or banqueting experience.

All other positions are now filled.

All applicants must be 16 years or over. Due to the large volume of applications received not all applicants will be responded to.

Due to the large volume of applications received not all applicants will be responded to.

Previous employees should send a text to 087 9980297 confirming their name, previous position held and the year in which they worked.

New applicants need to fill in a form here

Complete the application form and send by email to
personnel@lydonhousecatering.com

Work as a Personal Shopper in Dublin

TOPSHOP – Work for the biggest and best High Street Retailer

Personal Shopper  – Dublin

Competitive Salary and Excellent Benefits

Topshop is now offering an exciting new personal shopping service which will deliver a unique and exciting customer experience for the style savvy shopper.  We now have some exciting openings to join our Personal Shopping Team as a Personal Shopper in our Dublin Store.

Key responsibilities

* Offering the highest level of customer service with genuine passion and enthusiasm for the Brand

* Building a strong client base through

# Carry out appointments with a variety of clients – tailoring the service to their individual needs and style

# Meeting set targets on sales to drive the success of the department

# Carry out Press interviews and Photo shoots to promote the service in a positive way

# Build great relationships with the head office brand departments and the store team to support future and client needs.

# Line management of Personal Shopping Assistant, coach and develop where needed

You will have

* High level of customer service experience in a similar environment

* Ideally Personal Shopping experience in a fast paced fashion environment

* Ability to build a strong client base

* Proven advanced sales techniques in this area

* A strong sense of style, and an ability to interpret that of others

* Good time keeping skills

If you believe you have the relevant skills and experience then we would love to hear from you. Please apply online now!

TOPSHOP/TOPMAN IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITIES EMPLOYE

Childrens Fitness Instructor Galway

Stretch-n-grow: We are looking for Fabulously FUN children’s fitness Instructors! The position is part-time (mornings) and commences in September. Full training will be given, but a qualification in either Childcare or Fitness is essential. Experience working with young children is also essential. If the above fits your description and you have your own transport, please email your CV to: stretchandgrowgalwaycity@gmail.com

TV Extras Wanted in Galway

EXTRAS WANTED for new TV series “My Phone Genie”. Casting sessions: Tuesday 5th July – Áras na nGael, 45 Dominick Street Lower, 11am – 2pm. Wednesday 6th July – Studio Solas, Baile na hAbhann, 4pm – 7pm. For more information contact mpgextras@gmail.com

Paddy Power Summer Job

Seasonal Retail Betting Assistant – Carrigtwohill – 30hr Contract

(Fixed Term Contract from now until Mid September 2011)

Do you have what it takes?

* 18 years or over

* Excellent customer service skills

* At least 1 years cash handling experience

* Flexible with regard to hours

* Available to attend a two day induction training programme in Dublin

* Available to work during our trading hours of:

10.00am to 9.30pm (Monday to Saturday)

10.00am to 6.00pm (Sunday)

* Experience as a Retail Betting Assistant is desirable but not essential

Apply Here

Inishbofin Summer Job with Accommodation

Hotel Room Cleaner/Kitchen Porter

Description:

Must have experience in both fields and good communication skills. The hotel is on an island so you have to live on the island for the summer period. Accommodation will be organised with the hotel.

No. of Jobs: 1

Contract type: Temporary / Full Time

Days per week: 5.5  -  Hours per week: 39

Daily Hours: 7  – Start date: Immediate

Experience Required: Fully Experienced.  Minimum: 2 Years.

Salary: 350 pw Euro

Location : Galway County

Closing Date  10/06/2011

Apply with CV to Pat Coyne info@dolphinhotel.ie

German Speakers Wanted for Food Shop in Galway

Food Service Person – German Speaking (Galway

Description:

You will be required to sell different types of German Food in a Shop in Galway and occasionally on markets  all over Ireland. The job includes kitchen work, preparing and baking food. A minimum of 1 year food service experience and a knowledge of the German language is essential.

No. of Jobs: 4

Contract type: Permanent / Full Time

Days per week: 4-5

Hours per week: 32-40

Daily Hours: 8

Start date: 04.04.2011

Requirements

Experience Required: Some Experience.

Minimum: 1 Years.

Transport :Transport is required for this position

Salary: JLC/REA Rates Euro

Location : Galway City

Apply Before end of April 2011

Email CV to: : rippsgermangourmetfood@eircom.net The interviews will be held personally with the owner.

Pole Dancing Instructors

Aerobics instructors required to teach pole fitness and various other dance/fitness classes. P/T evening & Sat work. Fitness Qualification a must but dance training is provided. Contact recruitment@polestars.ie or 1890 882324 for application form

Wanted – New Leader for Ireland

A vacancy will be coming up in the next few days for the position of  Taoiseach (meaning Chieftan ) (pronounced Tee Shock)

Role: Government Chairman and Chief Policy Maker

Duties: Be available to answer questions in the Dáil from 2.30 p.m. to 3.15p.m. twice weekly (i.e. Tuesday and Wednesday) .
The Dail only sits for less than 100 days a year – so you will only need to be available for about 66 of those days.

Appearances at motorway openings and various other occasions.

Experience - None Required

Salary – €228,000 Euro a year.

This is a temporary post -  it could last a few months or a few years. The better you do – the longer you will last. (Although Irish voters sometimes may keep you in the Job even if you are no good at it) . Some previous post holders have managed to stay in the job for as long as 11 years. Some – having lost the job even manged to get it back again.
If  you do lose the job – don’t worry – you can still get the Taoiseach’s pension while you get paid your TD’s salary.

Perks - Free use of Mercedes and driver
Long Long holidays.
Free Accommodation in  the Steward’s House in Farmleigh,  Phoenix Park.
Pension -  of upto €100,000 a year after just 3 years in the job

Future Prospects
Continued use of free car and driver.
Previous post holders have even gone on to earn good money doing  speeches and one has even have appeared in TV commercials for the “News of the World”

Requirements :

To be eligible for the job an applicant must be  must a member of Dáil Éireann – so the problem is that limits the possible number of applicants to 166.

Minimum Age:  – 21

The job will be a very challenging one -  the state of Ireland’s finances are a bit dodgy because the last  few people in the job made a bit a of  mess of it.

We are looking for a complete change of approach from the next successful applicant.  Therefore it may be easier to list what Ireland does not want .

We do not want Liars , Cheats or  Idiots.
We do not want any corruption or cronyism.

We do not want people who are more worried about bankers and developers than they are about  the people of Ireland.

We do not want someone who will just  provide lip service without taking any concrete action to solve the problems.

Public speaking ability a bonus.